The Valve Emix thread!!

[zappa]

emix, you can spend $5 on a cable and go from your amp to your pc and record with audacity which is free. then you can upload to soundclick which is free.

that method seesm to work for numerous people.
you're one annoying little bastard you know that. it's like every post you talk shit about how bad ass you are. how everyone else should go practice chromatics. about how you're the superior player.

in my experiences in life, it's the loud mouth shit talking mofo's like you that pretty much suck balls. valve is chiiling out ready to post up some stuff but you can untill you get a fuckin mixer or whatever it is.
we'd all get a good enough representation of what you played like if you just went from your amp to the pc. problem is, you're probably not anywhere near as good as you say you are(in every fucking post). that shit does get anoying you know.

i guess you have this encyclopedia of knowledge when it comes to theory.
big fuckin holy shit. who cares?

been posting on forums for a long time and there are always little fuckers like you.

get banned and resign. get ip banned and use a proxy.

you talk shit about it over there but you'll sure as hell sign back up and lurk or rack up the posts.

why don't you mellow out, take some klonopin and go practic some chromitics.
btw, you like itilian sausage in the can?

[valvetronix]

emixolydian said:

I think you missed the fight.

Yep, Emix pussyed out from the get-go

[shiggityshwa]

sexymonkey said:

unclejerry said:

I only poop on you.

And he likes it too, he rubs it all overhimself all whilst masturbating and having orgasms thinking of Emix and Valve doing each other with Slash playing "Sweet Child of Mine" in the background.

Monkey didn't your mom tell you not to tell your dreams to other people because they would think you're weird as hell?

[T BAG]

mkultra said:

ok homos fight it out

What are you doing here fag boy.

[emixolydian]

zappa said:

emix, you can spend $5 on a cable and go from your amp to your pc and record with audacity which is free. then you can upload to soundclick which is free.

that method seesm to work for numerous people.
you're one annoying little bastard you know that. it's like every post you talk shit about how bad ass you are. how everyone else should go practice chromatics. about how you're the superior player.

in my experiences in life, it's the loud mouth shit talking mofo's like you that pretty much suck balls. valve is chiiling out ready to post up some stuff but you can untill you get a fuckin mixer or whatever it is.
we'd all get a good enough representation of what you played like if you just went from your amp to the pc. problem is, you're probably not anywhere near as good as you say you are(in every fucking post). that shit does get anoying you know.

i guess you have this encyclopedia of knowledge when it comes to theory.
big fuckin holy shit. who cares?

been posting on forums for a long time and there are always little fuckers like you.

get banned and resign. get ip banned and use a proxy.

you talk shit about it over there but you'll sure as hell sign back up and lurk or rack up the posts.

why don't you mellow out, take some klonopin and go practic some chromitics.
btw, you like itilian sausage in the can?

Dude, you're a moron, and you obviously can't read.

Don't jump into the conversation when you obviously haven't read ANYTHING in the thread.

1. I've said SEVERAL times I've used line in to record, it sounds like shit.

2. cwarp.animegaming.net/fsharp.wav

A sloppy demonstration of my ability, its old, its sloppy, but its better than you, so be quiet. If you read the topic you'd understand I'm TOTALLY for a battle, once I get my recording issues down. If you read you'd see the reasons as well. So there it is, through a $5 mic, built into my monitor, 3 months old, and aging. One take, one track, non-warmed up NOODLING.

What do you have to post, you loudmouth, white-trash, sorry excuse for ANYTHING?

I know a lot of theory, and I know a lot about applying it to music. You're confusing technical ability with compositional intelligence, I have both, you have neither.

Be quiet, and stop embarassing yourself, you fucking waster. Get a job-you're a fucking leech, you suck at life. You're the epitome of a failure.

PS. I don't think I ever told anyone to play chromatics. I don't know where that came from. Valve is the one who is always talking about chromatics..

PSS. Next time you try to insult me, or troll me, at least TRY to be a tiny bit correct in the things you say, you illiterate fuckface.

[sexymonkey]

shiggityshwa said:

sexymonkey said:

And he likes it too, he rubs it all overhimself all whilst masturbating and having orgasms thinking of Emix and Valve doing each other with Slash playing "Sweet Child of Mine" in the background.

Monkey didn't your mom tell you not to tell your dreams to other people because they would think you're weird as hell?

I don't have dreams =( I can't remember the last time I dreamt, I usually just sleep, wake up, go on with life.

[zappa]

emixolydian said:

zappa said:

emix, you can spend $5 on a cable and go from your amp to your pc and record with audacity which is free. then you can upload to soundclick which is free.

that method seesm to work for numerous people.
you're one annoying little bastard you know that. it's like every post you talk shit about how bad ass you are. how everyone else should go practice chromatics. about how you're the superior player.

in my experiences in life, it's the loud mouth shit talking mofo's like you that pretty much suck balls. valve is chiiling out ready to post up some stuff but you can untill you get a fuckin mixer or whatever it is.
we'd all get a good enough representation of what you played like if you just went from your amp to the pc. problem is, you're probably not anywhere near as good as you say you are(in every fucking post). that shit does get anoying you know.

i guess you have this encyclopedia of knowledge when it comes to theory.
big fuckin holy shit. who cares?

been posting on forums for a long time and there are always little fuckers like you.

get banned and resign. get ip banned and use a proxy.

you talk shit about it over there but you'll sure as hell sign back up and lurk or rack up the posts.

why don't you mellow out, take some klonopin and go practic some chromitics.
btw, you like itilian sausage in the can?

Dude, you're a moron, and you obviously can't read.

Don't jump into the conversation when you obviously haven't read ANYTHING in the thread.

1. I've said SEVERAL times I've used line in to record, it sounds like shit.

2. cwarp.animegaming.net/fsharp.wav

A sloppy demonstration of my ability, its old, its sloppy, but its better than you, so be quiet. If you read the topic you'd understand I'm TOTALLY for a battle, once I get my recording issues down. If you read you'd see the reasons as well. So there it is, through a $5 mic, built into my monitor, 3 months old, and aging. One take, one track, non-warmed up NOODLING.

What do you have to post, you loudmouth, white-trash, sorry excuse for ANYTHING?

I know a lot of theory, and I know a lot about applying it to music. You're confusing technical ability with compositional intelligence, I have both, you have neither.

Be quiet, and stop embarassing yourself, you fucking waster. Get a job-you're a fucking leech, you suck at life. You're the epitome of a failure.

PS. I don't think I ever told anyone to play chromatics. I don't know where that came from. Valve is the one who is always talking about chromatics..

PSS. Next time you try to insult me, or troll me, at least TRY to be a tiny bit correct in the things you say, you illiterate fuckface.

feel better

[emixolydian]

zappa said:

emixolydian said:

Dude, you're a moron, and you obviously can't read.

Don't jump into the conversation when you obviously haven't read ANYTHING in the thread.

1. I've said SEVERAL times I've used line in to record, it sounds like shit.

2. cwarp.animegaming.net/fsharp.wav

A sloppy demonstration of my ability, its old, its sloppy, but its better than you, so be quiet. If you read the topic you'd understand I'm TOTALLY for a battle, once I get my recording issues down. If you read you'd see the reasons as well. So there it is, through a $5 mic, built into my monitor, 3 months old, and aging. One take, one track, non-warmed up NOODLING.

What do you have to post, you loudmouth, white-trash, sorry excuse for ANYTHING?

I know a lot of theory, and I know a lot about applying it to music. You're confusing technical ability with compositional intelligence, I have both, you have neither.

Be quiet, and stop embarassing yourself, you fucking waster. Get a job-you're a fucking leech, you suck at life. You're the epitome of a failure.

PS. I don't think I ever told anyone to play chromatics. I don't know where that came from. Valve is the one who is always talking about chromatics..

PSS. Next time you try to insult me, or troll me, at least TRY to be a tiny bit correct in the things you say, you illiterate fuckface.

feel better

No, not really, not any different than I did before I saw the stupid comment.

I just feel better knowing your ignorance has been confronted and corrected.

[zappa]

dude, you're a legend in your own fucking mind. i don't know why people swing from your balls so much?
i'm glad you got your ass banned over there. people like you really bug the fuck out of me. i read through some of this shit and even when you do post your 1 shit ass file(yeah, it's better than me but it's no secret that i suck) you make sure to tell people that it was with no warm up and crap equipment blah blah blah.

you're like the wanna be tough buy bully loudmouth fuck that everyone hates in school.
shit gets annoying dude.
why do you feel you have to make it known that you SHRED HARD? why do you feel like you have to make it known that you're the tits when it comes to theory?

you're a pre puberty punk. balls probably have not even dropped yet but people sweat you cause you know some modes.
i wish you lived near me so i could cock slap you in A minor.
fuck you and fuck everyone that sweats you.......HARD

[emixolydian]

Thank you.

However, I'm nearly 19, so...yeah, it's almost physically impossible for me to have not gone through puberty. Not to mention I'm probably 9 inches taller than you.

I don't know...doesn't that make you a "little bitch", or something?

Anyway, your sarcasm meter is obviously broken, because every time I've said, "I shred hard", it was a complete joke. And I make it known I'm "the tits" at theory so that people can ask me questions and get answers. Why does Best Buy have commercials? Amazing concept.

I'm glad you're so into me though, it's flattering, really.

PS. the reason I said it was one take without a warm up, is because it was. I couldn't care less if you thought it sucked ,or if you thought it was shit, I'm just listing the constingencies so you can lick my nuts when you have a complaint.

[violation]

zappa said:

i read through some of this shit and even when you do post your 1 shit ass file(yeah, it's better than me but it's no secret that i suck) you make sure to tell people that it was with no warm up and crap equipment blah blah blah.

Obviously you haven't read half the posts in Showcase on JS, most (including me half the time) always say that stuff.

PS: I'm not "swinging from his balls" with this post, I'm just telling you. If you think I am, you can kiss mine

[emixolydian]

I am really confused.

[emixolydian]

Oh, and if you need help with that major scale stuff, Zappa, just post it here. I can give you a thorough response that'll clear up all the confusion.

[sexymonkey]

Nobody EVER swings on those little grapefruits Emix calls balls, what gave you that obscure idea?

[emixolydian]

little grapefruits...

oxymoron?