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Post by fenderfloyd on Oct 28, 2006 8:16:26 GMT -5
Because he is the super hot god of funk! and he lives in Boston, known to be even more godly than Mt. Olympus and Mecca combined. I mean I pray towards Boston about 10 times each day.
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Post by sexymonkey on Oct 28, 2006 9:15:11 GMT -5
Today I killed a religious person, and sacrificed to our Lord Boston, so that he may go to Boston's soul and see the truth and die happily ever after and the ascent to the Bostonian Fields. LONG LIVE MR. BOSTON!
I SHED MY BLOOD IN YOUR NAME!
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Post by mrboston on Oct 31, 2006 13:07:23 GMT -5
Today I killed a religious person, and sacrificed to our Lord Boston, so that he may go to Boston's soul and see the truth and die happily ever after and the ascent to the Bostonian Fields. LONG LIVE MR. BOSTON! I SHED MY BLOOD IN YOUR NAME! Ah yes my obedient one- now go forth and rampage 'til the streets be thick with Republican Blood, muahahaha. |
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Post by fretboard92 on Oct 31, 2006 13:14:05 GMT -5
I'm sort of confused on this whole thing. I thought that Mister Boston was a man whore, not a funk god.
But i guess they are kind of the same thing...
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Post by sexymonkey on Oct 31, 2006 14:54:47 GMT -5
They are strangely similiar eh? Except Mr. Boston only gets the high class clients, like Martha Steward and Mick Jagger.
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Post by valvetronix on Nov 1, 2006 10:10:19 GMT -5
Eh?
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Post by mrboston on Nov 1, 2006 14:00:25 GMT -5
They are strangely similiar eh? Except Mr. Boston only gets the high class clients, like Martha Steward and Mick Jagger. HAHAHAHAHAHA haven't laughed like that in a LONG time. I turned Jagger down, he was begging like a sad old man- pathetic. |
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Post by fretboard92 on Nov 1, 2006 15:04:01 GMT -5
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Post by sexymonkey on Nov 1, 2006 15:46:15 GMT -5
One day Lord Boston said,"Let there be funk" and then so funk came to be. Then since Boston IS the FUNk god, all the chicks(the hot ones, not those fatties) jumped on him, and he had to create a line so he could breathe for the massive amounts of flying boobies.
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