god

[Don't Fuck With Me]

It all starts with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. The brain gets hard-wired to believe in mystical shit at an early age. And as you get bigger, they start shoveling bigger mystical shit at you. The result being that hundreds of thousands of years of human evolutionary progress are pissed away in the course of 2,000 years, which is but a flicker of time in the grand scheme of things.

[T BAG]

NO. I prayed once and it didn't happen.


I'm still three inches.

[T BAG]

He is the biggest piligamist. How many Nons does he have?




I'm still three inches.

[mrboston]

ben said:

i voted no, i think george carlin said it best, "theres an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of these things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and burn and suffer and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time... but he loves you" and "this si the kinda shit you would expect from an office temp with a bad attitude, in any decently run universe this guy would have been out on his all powerful ass a long time ago"


i like george carlin

Is that the same diatribe where Carlin says how small and insignificant earth is, and our "creator" the guy we think of being "it" would be more like a Junior Executive Sales Representative- just working earth 'til he gets a promotion?

I love George Carlin too.

[T BAG]

Ya Carlins hilarious. Did you see the one with his idea for a reality tv show? Did you guys see that episode of Welcome Back Kotter wit him?