Don't Fuck With Me
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My devotees shall be protected. But only those whose payments to me are kept current.
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Post by Don't Fuck With Me on Oct 31, 2006 20:42:28 GMT -5
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little"sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelingsand desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to thefront door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We Are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Post by shiggityshwa on Oct 31, 2006 21:38:55 GMT -5
Hahaha the ending is great
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sexymonkey
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Long live the Monkays!1!!1
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Post by sexymonkey on Oct 31, 2006 21:49:52 GMT -5
Oh man!! THAT IS AWESOME! I gotta be honest, I SO would've failed that. Damn horny teen hormones.
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Post by emixolydian on Nov 5, 2006 11:58:36 GMT -5
raw fulz, you were gonna rail that skanky bitch.
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